I STILL DON’T KNOW WHO COREY FELDMAN IS OR WHY WE CARE?!

As both a veteran of the service industry (10+ years as a waitress really deserves a fancier title) and an unfortunate ‘direct, honest and professional personality’ haver, this is a serious problem. American businesses, in my experience, have a particular stick up their ass about being cartoon-character-happy at every…

And people say evolution/natural selection aren’t real.

Fuck you, Kim.

Would it be just as funny if a male teacher had said that?

OK, first, none of those. Because they all look like granny panties. High waist is one thing, but “up at your tits” is another. Hate to say it, but if it covers your navel entirely, that’s the point where a tankini is what you’re looking for. Because you want the proportions of a one-piece with the freedom to take a…

Unpopular opinion: not sure “cute” and “high waisted bikini” really work like that. :/

That sound you hear is the cap coming off bottles of booze in the apartments of struggling writers the world over.

Congress has actually blocked the CDC and NIH from being able to study gun violence (even though 34000 Americans die per year).

People missing the point will try to point out that she apparently was only using a pistol at the time, so likely not a type of gun that is currently being targeted by gun control advocates. But the real point is the disconnect between the dream—I will use this to protect my family!!!—and the reality—that it is far…

He tweets in defense of the animals. He’s all right with me.

I know that everyone is going be all QUEEN TAYLOR, which *sideeye*

Ahh one more month and my divorce is final!! It takes FOREVER in California. And we just got an offer on the house we own together! It’s all finally ending!!

I’ve heard/read the word “curated” more in the past couple of months than in all of my almost 40 years combined. 100x more. When did it become the trend word du jour, and who decides these thing?

“12 pounds to go to reach 2010 Kim!”

I kind of hate Rainn Wilson.

Yes. I think of my sister. She has never listened to rap or hip hop a day in her life. She has no love for Broadway and hasn’t seen a musical since my parents bought us tickets to Phantom when we were in high school - yet I noticed she follows Lin on Facebook now and keeps liking his status updates. I asked her if she…

Listen, I’m not defending Larry.

Every time I see Taylor Swift, I feel like she is a classic example of a cipher. Like I don’t believe a single thing about her is real and genuine. It all feels very manufactured. Everything, to me, about her is built on opinion polls.

Weeeel this news has been around for quite some time, although it’s fair to say that it got probably a bit buried after all that’s happened since.