Never seen Notebook either, not my cup of tea, also i never seen Titanic .

Dannielynn looks adorbs in her Kentucky Derby ensemble, their father-daughter tradition of going to the Derby every year is fantastic, and I’m glad they’ve remained relatively out of the spotlight.

Kendall’s still got all her original parts, though! (And, unsurprisingly, is the best looking of the bunch. Which is the chicken and which is the egg, the world may never know...)

Shhhhuuuttt uppppp Demi, you are turning into a fifteen year old on myspace at this point

It’s a novel. Sorry but I have exactly zero sympathy for people getting pissed off and taking it personally when people write fiction they don’t approve of.

My ovaries shrivel up every time I visit my friends with kids. I don’t understand how having a messy house, no personal time, and someone screaming at any point in the day is “joy”.

I’m 35 with no kids. Last week I visited family including two cousins with four kids kids between them varying in age from 8 to 16.... I didn’t spend more than 4 hours with them total but my takeaway? My uterus will remain forever locked and shuttered. I couldn’t find even a single redeeming quality in being a parent.

Nothing I read today encourages me to want to have kids. I am convinced most parents are less happy for the first 15-20 years of childhood and potentially only exceed in their later years. No thanks.

ITS SO AWFUL WHY ISNT EVERYONE TELLING HER HOW AWFUL IT IS??

Blech. I do not find her charming at all.

I am cracking up about the Bieber clapping thing. That’s hilarious. I think I officially like the kid.

I just want to inspire my fans to be whoever they want to be, because that’s what I’ve always done.

“Everything I do, I always start these huge trends. [But] I just want to inspire my fans to be whoever they want to be, because that’s what I’ve always done.” Kylie, age 18.

On pooping with the door open - nope, nope, nope. I have been married almost 8 years and my husband and I keep the door closed when we go to the bathroom - be it poop or pee. There are some things I don’t need to see.

She has been fantastic all season. She’s the first new girl who just never backed down from Vicki’s nonsense. It was fucking incredible. Next week is going to be so fucking sweet. Briana was a good pre-show, but next week is going to be amazing.

All opinions and viewpoints aren’t equally valid, which is why you let them be expressed and the good ideas win out. Basic memetics. Basic scholarship, really. Back when I went to school (late 80s, early 90s) we would periodically have people much like the WBC come and speak on campus. I certainly didn’t invite them.…

But isn’t that what institutions of higher learning are more or less for?

You can stop speech from happening, or you can meet speech with more speech. Have we really come to a point where university students are so dogmatic that any perceived heresy must be silenced, lest... something really bad?

If I’ve learned anything from seeing number politicians caught up in their own bullshit it is this: once they start invoking God or Satan, they’re lying.

Yeah and OF COURSE the article turns into a bullshit lame story about Kris boning on a plane. Like anyone gives a fuck about her joining the mile high club. She’s disgusting.