I’m quietly and patiently waiting for the Taylor Swift backlash to begin. I am so irritated by everything she does and I don’t really know why. Maybe it’s because she has a touch of that everything-must-be-perfect-at-all-times/ “NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!” vibe to her.

give us one piece of scientifically verifiable evidence. Evidence that holds up to scrutiny that proves being from another planet have visited. Eyewitness statements don't count. Unexplainable radar blips don't count. Things that aren't explained, aren't evidence of anything. Do that and I will believe you.

Acne? Acne?

Gary, Keith, and Ron are a national treasure and none shall speak ill of them.

Its disgusting because it could be avoided, pee and shit are also natural but we’ve invented toilets for that

This is sad, but maybe documenting every single thing about your life online isn’t a good thing?

Jon Daly for Official Yoko Translator.

This nanny (not THE nanny) has paparazzi following her, and she looks smug as fuck. I think they did have an affair of some sort, and that SHE leaked it because she wants to be famous.

we are not worthy of dogs

Because the real story is not nearly as good for clickbait as “omg Instagram is body shaming!!!”

Sure they can be comfortable with nudity or whatever but how about teaching them so friggin boundaries, too? Barging in on someone in the bathroom? What if they were pooping? THAT’S MY TIME, YOU LITTLE JERKS.

I’m in my early 40s, and the only people I run into where I live who aren’t married or otherwise coupled are idiots who support Donald Trump. Or they bring their 12 year old children on our first date. I will be celibate FOREVER.

Are you suggesting that George Lewis Jr does not look like Lenny Kravitz? Cause he totally looks kinda like Lenny Kravitz.

I mean, if you were like “this is a picture of Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz” I’d be like “yup”.

i’m mostly confused as to why people in the audience are so shocked about this

I somehow missed the existence of this site up until now. It must attract a truly spectacular type of human being.

Seriously! If I’m on the street and some guy above 20 drops something, I’m going to call out “Sir!” because what the fuck else am I supposed to say? It’s a generic term for an adult male.

Yeah it’s seriously gross. One of Jezebel’s regular authors was defending the post, saying shit like “If something’s true, you publish it.” It was really disgusting.

Off-topic: Jezebel, I love you, but what the hell is going on at Gawker Headquarters? There needs to be a statement/apology for the David Geithner story. I feel dirty coming here now...

Marriage will either end in divorce or death.