director Olivier Rousteing put his hand on Kim Kardashian's abdomen,

I'm only surprised that we were still in the top 10 years ago. Our maternal and fetal outcomes have been in the toilet for a long time.

Maternal death nothing: PINTEREST-BASED COMPETITION HAS MADE BEING A MOTHER IN THE UNITED STATES UNBEARABLE!

Ugh, this is tragic...

Courtney Love did not kill Kurt Cobain, or have him killed. Amanda Knox on the other hand is so totally guilty.

You might be a redneck if...

You are right. Southern whites have had it so bad for so long. The Confederate flag is clearly a symbol of cultural solidarity and love with absolutely zero negative connotation whatsoever. In addition, shaving an American flag in your chest hair and drink Busch Light is a sign of a deep thinking, refined…

The first thing that pops into my head is 'this is natural selection'. I do kinda feel bad about that thought :(

Surely there are other shoes that are equally as comfortable and not as ridiculously ugly??

Bonus: you won't need birth control!

seriously who does this?? (I am Also old).

This is hilarious. I am graduating (law school; yay me!) in a couple weeks, and it never would have occurred to me in a gazillion years to take a SELFIE AS I WAS CROSSING THE STAGE. That's what people in the audience with cameras are for. In related news, I am An Old.

When you lose weight do you gain a thigh gap? I've been skinny - really skinny - and never, ever had a thigh gap. Never have, never will.

I have tried so hard but I will never understand why Beyoncé is so ridiculously popular. She's super talented but the personality she projects just is such a turn-off to me.

"...it's about the influence I've had on culture," quoth Beyoncé. "To be among the other influential people is a huge honor for me."

And blonde... don't forget blonde.

Dead-eyed, wearing a bathing suit, and Photoshopped: Your visual representation of influence.
This is progress for the American woman?

Why cant Beyonce advocate for Black women of status actually looking black. Between the stick straight the blonde hair, and Photoshopped thigh-gap; it looks like they just added her face on a white models's body. Not progress.