Yeah, hardly anyone looks better with zero make-up...jmo but come on. Make-up exists for a reason...enhancing what you already look like, covering flaws, etc...

Zoey waited five years to make her claim?

The iced tea is...okay.

It called being a liar. And an opportunist.

Also...unmarried men who find out via DNA test that they are not the father can be held financially liable for 18-22 years, if he acted as a father until he found out. I am sorry but that is crazy to me.

The dog or the baby?

The world will end but those freaks the Duggars will carry on...

They have to fill up the hours year round...

Clearly, my brain is not on football yet...was trying to figure where he would fit into the band...

Much like George Costanza, my wish is to cloak myself in velvet...a velvet caftan would be ideal. Makes me wish I lived in a climate with longer winters just thinking about it.

Look at Ebay...the stuff is already posted this morning...glad I did not stop there for dog food this morning, I would have been freaked out, not knowing about this...event.

Seriously, I was just sitting here in my Lazyboy, thinking about the eggs, Canadian bacon and English muffins in my fridge...AND I have good butter and a lemon. I have never before possessed all of the ingredients needed for something I stumbled scross before...will get to work...soon. When dog and cat get off my…

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A classic example of the special snowflake syndrome.

Saddest thing I have read today is the box office for this...brain-cell killing trash. What’s his name makes millions for being unfunny...amazing.

If I really want to make my bed, kitty has to be closed out of the room. But he does return for his afternoon nap, taken under the comforter, producing an ungainly lump in the center of the bed.

I keep getting glimpses of my late Mom in the mirror...does that count? I never saw a resemblance when I was younger but now, it is kind of uncanny...

it is pretty great...have my own apartment for the first time in decades, after a recent separation. Already had a cat, added a small dog and between the two, I barely need a TV for entertainment. Also, it is a small one-bedroom, easy to keep neat. I get out a lot more, to walk the dog and love closing the door…

The employee sure showed excellent self-control, despite being uneducated and all.

Speaking of Fabreez...if you have access to a clothes dryer, a spray of Fabreez and a dryer sheet does wonders to refresh clothing items and remove wrinkles...just five minutes. I save a ton on dry cleaning this way...clothes smell and look totally fresh, ready to wear.