What were the announcers saying? It was like watching the Pod Race in Star Wars Episode One.

I don't care about what new methods he's employing. Norm Chow can not lead an offense no matter what league he's in.

"It went in."

I attended Super Friends and was instantly laughed off the squad for lack of powers.

... overhyped and overbet and trailed by bad country

@Lionel Osbourne: Does anyone really fuck with the Amish?

@Body By Bacardi: I can agree that those are great games but my biggest issue with them, is that I get motion sickness. I can play them for about an hour and a half at a time and I start getting pretty dizzy. I'll get about halfway through and say forget it - I can't do it but for some reason I keep coming back to…

Is it safe to say that Harrison Ford is overrated, despite the fact he has been the vehicle for a number of franchises? It seems like the last fifteen years of his career have been teetering on the brink of the abyss.

@Body By Bacardi: When I was a kid I loved the first 2 games. The third one wasn't bad but I went off road and skipped about 2/3rds of the story line. That kind of took the gem out of my donut if you know what I mean.

Anyone played Fallout: New Vegas yet? I just built a PC, slipping deeper into debt, and wanted something fun to try.

@Lionel Osbourne: I actually had tickets to see him do improve at the Improv Olympics about two winters ago. He canceled that night because of some flu or whatever. That sucked. It ruined my date. She never called me back again. *shakes fist at Tim Meadows*

@tastes_like_burning: Is nothing sacred?

"It turns out that LeBron James really isn't like physics. He's more like outer space. And will be prepping for an eventual reboot of a failed franchise involving Warner Bros. Loony Toons"

@Tulos_Mullet: No, just the straight to DVD sequels.

"temperament, courage, dedication."

@UweBollocks: +1 I only want to be with you

"The better the player, the more untouchable they are."

"Sure he's a jerk, and sure, he broke the rules, but damn, was he a good hitter."

"I have a gift and sooner or later I have to give it away. I have to share it."

The time I found out that the funny little Jewish man my wife and I met in the cemetery was a registered sex offender