Ain't no burning like a Mississippi burning cause a Mississippi burning don't stop.

@RMJ=H: I don't know why but I'm gut laughing at my desk. Bravo sir.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Oddly enough, I know what you're talking about. I hate the fucking BOSU ball.

With every couple touchdown passes, you too can enjoy the colorful world of Lisa Frank!

I'd hate to be the Rainman and that "baseball-player-who-screwed-Glen-Close" of anything.

@J-No: Meanwhile Ugg boots in July and aviators saturate the bleacher's at Wrigley.

@addictedtopez: The answer is yes. This lawsuit should be tossed.

Look, I'll be the first to put my ring into the hat with stupid tattoos. Hell, I have a pair of 20 sided die on my calf that says "Spunin 20's" Fuck, I have no idea why other than I was higher than Jett Travolta on aerosols at the time. But how the hell do you not notice that this shit is going on backwards?

You can never go wrong with a quick game of ass to ass.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Jesus.

Jai Ho indeed.

Don't know much about Wales myself but on the other hand, I wrote the entire Wiki page on Seals.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: I had to run out of my cubical when I saw this. Good God.

As long as McNabb avoids a performance like this he will probably come out on top.

I hope there's another job out there for chocolate Joe Maddon.

Working Title:

Baby Mangino recoils in disgust.

@Sheed's Bald Spot:

I haven't seen a bed shit like that since last November when I decided to mix humus, soy milk and a meal from Hardee's.

@Malik Sealy Dirt Mattress: Dick Van Patten concurs.