I happened to be one of the unlucky participants in the one game that Henry Burris started in for the Chicago Bears. It was 2002, 20 years old and hadn't had two years. Community college had been very good to me.

I'm way late to the show.

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: Amazing.

Barry, what makes you think John Daly's baby pictures are newsworthy?

Obviously not the stand up guy we thought he was, like Roger Clemens.

ultimatepr27 sounds like the screen name Bernardo would have used if he was still in charge of the Sharks.

"It's like the Chinese water torture, just one drip at a time."

The White Sox application swears at you for questioning the line up and integrity of it's menu options.

"And now, the house: I bought this house in the middle of Detroit. The first time I drove by it, it looked like a school ..."

@TVs_Frank: The reflective foil helps melt a pathway for him in the snow. However, the side effects are treacherous on ones skin.

@Tulos_Mullet: My army of fat, disgusting juggalos eagerly awaits your composition.

@bigredgambler: I'm sorry, were you speaking of THIS!

Better to be mobbed than Moby-ed to death by ambient noise.

Russian Flair is looking a little old these days.

If this doesn't follow the same plot line as Youngblood then I'm not interested.

@Peter Nincompoop: Thank you for that.

@RiddlerStrikesAgain: Life is so hard.

"You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of goddamn nerds."