That's nothing. I paid $900 for the hamper Najeh Davenport defiled.

@Drunken Midgets: The greatest Taco Bell resides in the Green Bay mall. That is the best fucking thing about that shithole.

I was just going to figure his name was Kellen or some other bullshit name but it's not.

I think number 80 is about to have a rocket in his pocket.

Kick. Kick. So many kicks. Why don't we just call it "Kicking Impossible".

@Chris Hanson's Axe: I like you. I really do. But with comments like that ... not today, friend. Not today.

... Dog Joke ... Fighting ... Rape ... Jail ... Eagles? .... Mehhhhhhh ... WOOF WOOF! ... Good Boy.

Is he reenacting his childbirth on that bar?

Why is there a tiny partially eaten donut on his helmet?

The collectors chase/variant of this bobble head features a gold thong worn over the traditional gray away pants.

@meatbat: We agree.

Sweet black Jesus! Which of these veins are from muscle enhancement and which ones are varicose?

@MikeSmrek: This is Buttkiss, Klahn's bodyguard - he is tough and ruthless.

Rick Reilly also bobs for apples in the toilet ... and he likes it.

At least he didn't Derick Lee the punch and hide behind someone.

Oh you crazy Chicago Cubs fans. Just what kind of Tom Douchery Doo will you get yourselves into next week.

... And for god sakes put your garbage in the garbage can. I can't stress that enough people.

Is that Kevin from the office?

In all seriousness, what are the odds that he will actually take a snap under center all year, considering he is unavailable the first 6 games.

Rams coach Dick Vermeil called him the best running back he ever had - who could knock out two women with a single blow.