Are your sources reliable?

@BruschisBrewsky: Only during the orgasim.

Playing tit for tat, A-Rod decided to smash Hudsons friends' back end - Kobe style.

This IS a castle, and we have many tapestries. However, if you are a Scottish lord, THEN I AM MICKEY MOUSE!

Moral of the Story? Never trust anyone with the cancer.

@DirkToberFest: Reminds me of that time Randy Moss gave the wheel chair kid the football after a touchdown against the bears. Ahhh, memories.

I've seen better Michael Bay productions.

@DirkToberFest: I choose you Pikachu!

But Dale the Drunk and Arnie Asshole are allowed to attend? This is an outrage!

@Eamus Catuli: lifting his finger to his lips he whispered,"Good night, sweet prince."

I think I would laugh too if I got tea bagged after stealing an old womans purse.

@Gourmet Spud: Gawarsh!

I hope these allegations don't dog him for the rest of his career.

If I was Beckham I'd just send Bill Ligue to meet Eric Brynes.

When did the Tour start resembling the Pod Race from Star Wars Episode 1?

I'd just want to say,

What a weird looking family.

From what I can discern from that tele-tube it just looks like a standard heterosexual romp during another well thought out MMA match. The guy on the right is obviously Kimbo Slice or Carl Weathers.

The recession has hit all of us hard.

SimLeague? Well, if it brings Balboa out of retirement then I guess I'm in.