@Weed Against Speed: It has since mutated after the Sox played the Cubs. Harrelson has decided add the word Hell to it, giving the viewership an odd "Hell Yes!" A phrase I have typically only used during trips to the dermatologist and successful adventures in the premarital sex department.

@Eamus Catuli: Who's Heart?

When did Simon Phoenix start playing for the Bengals?

His next project will be titled, "Watching The 2009 Washington Nationals: I'd rather have cancer"

@CharlesBronsonPinchot: He must not be using color guard. His tops just don't match the bottoms anymore.

Note to self: Don't date crazy.

He couldn't possibly be as bad as the Jamaican's.

@Matt Sussman: My heart is about to rupture! +1

Doubt he will have to bring the old ball and chain with him this time.

I can't tell which is more surly. The live action Bonds or the read it on the monitor Bonds.

@Fawn Liebowitz: fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

I know I should temper my expectations but I think the White Sox could win the division ... and then shit the bed in the playoffs.

@EddieCurrysTowels: I very much like this post. Here's a heart. Good work Link.

@RootingForTheMeteor: Let's not forget "Discharging Your Weapon in the Dominican" with Juan Uribe.

@Quake 'n' Shake: Del Boca Vista!

I was listening to this on the way home and sweet black Jesus do I ever think Paul Edinger is in some serious financial trouble.

@Steve U: +1

Bradley left the field in street clothes ... after Pinella asked him for deep discounts on Battleship, Connect Four, and The Game of Life.

@NordoftheBlings: Sheer brilliance +1

@BigLeagueChew: Or tripping over his dog.