He's not that bright. No bones about it.

@SandwichHeavyPortfolio: By the way, we just luvvvv Ramon Castro here. I think he's batting a cool .000

@AnnyongAnnyong: Roger Clemens asks you to buy this 300 win t-shirt.

Do you find something funny about the way I say, Zomboner?

@J-No: No, no no. Every broadcast team needs a blatant, big mouthed homer who decides to go submarine silent every time the ChiSox shit the bed. I love listening to the listless dead air that allows me to clear my head of the repetition that he has puked into my mouth as if I was a baby bird looking for food.

@BruschisBrewsky: I'll trade you my Hawk Harrelson, Darin Jackson and Chris Singleton (god rest his soul) for your Eck any god damn day of the week.

@Cecil's Wielder:

@Quake 'n' Shake: My guess is that the truck is as slow as his fastball.

Isn't this just an advertisement for Street Fighter 3: Return of Van Damme?

@DM: WOAH! What does that mean? Dry Spell?

@The Devil and Daniel Murphy: That's why you chain 'em down.

@K-Gun: You know, sometimes a good BJ is better than sex. At least in my world that means a lot less sweat in my sheets.

@DM: I didn't buy tickets, are they still avl?

@ScientificMapp: +1

@HockeyMountain: Rich folk apparently have sloppy footing, making them prime candidates for tripping on their dogs or while carrying deer meat up a flight of stairs.

@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: I don't know, President Henry Burris and Vice President Kordell Stewart might have them beat.

Dont worry, the Chicago Bears already have him on their radar.

@44 in a Row: Are you suffering from the depression of it or smiling at the enlightenment of an accidental child or an engagement that will only end up in divorce three years from now?

@UkraineNotWeak: True but sometimes the eye candy can make up for it. Just wear headphones, you'll be okay.

Anyone in Chicago notice how CSN was billing White Sox v Indians and Cubs v Padres like it was some epic summer event? World War 3: the war on the shore?