@The Ghost of Charles Bronson: *gets

@rowsdower: where a mans dignity get thrown around more than Rondos elbow.

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.: Where does his mole/boil rank?

@Quake 'n' Shake: Hey I didn't say to stop sucking and start talking! Finish the job Q'n'S!

"I'd sure like to meet someone like him who is white ...."

@Quake 'n' Shake: WOAH! WOAH! You can't just walk out of the store with that and not pay for it! That tit has my look and likeness. Round, bumpy, slightly chewed on. My friend, you will be paying me for that tit or suffer at the hands of my class action law suit. Now get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: About three quarters of Jose Lima's wife's left tit.

Joey Harrington want's you!

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: JUMANJI!

@seldomused: I aint no queer!

Let's hope he doesn't suffocate his cell mate with old Benoit stories.

@RoethlisBurger: For your information I'm not girl. You got what you paid for.

@Eamus Catuli: When I started watching White Sox broadcasts I was convinced that Hawk Harrelson's voice was actually DJ's and DJ's was in turn Hawks. You know - because he sounds black?

I was sure Enrico Palazzo would have snuck in there at number 5.

@Fatty_B: Rather a Mike Mulligan than a Mike North any day of the week.

@wonderlic—-myballs: He falsified his research so RDU90 could be approved and Devlin MacGregor could give you Provasic!

@Quake 'n' Shake: Fuck that. It sounds more like some horrific Stan Lee creation.

@Quake 'n' Shake: I made an ODE TO MY FAMILY to give up RIDICULOUS THOUGHTS and stop DREAMING MY DREAMS. As the ICICLE MELTS I would take into consideration that TIME IS TICKING OUT on and I'm no longer TWENTY ONE.

@X-tacle: Please stop posting my prom group pictures.

I'm going with either swine flu or ... cancer?