The landing of this prospect could slant eye the competition unevenly. There needs to be a sallary cap in this league.

@Chris Hanson's Axe And Chris Hansen's Ask: The wet stain on my crotch indicates nothing but yes.

There is a cavalcade of homosexuality perpetrating my monitor.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: +1 Sweeter than Yoohoo

Does this mean that I'm going to have to watch 5 different cuts of Jim Belushi? I'll take my terminal cancer to go, thank you.

Maybe he can pick up some new "beats" from Chris Brown. HI-YO! *pulls flapping dickie*

I hope he screws better than he can pitch otherwise it must be the Kansas City Royals of relationships in that household.

@BarbarobicsInstructor: Brilliance.

@theswedishmeatgrinder: I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

@hypocriteoath: While I can't disagree with you more on this topic I appreciate your calm, cool, and collective style. You have forever won a place in my 33,000 calorie a day heart.

@ClueHeywood: He could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.

He's not wearing the pearl necklace that Cashman gave him.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Edwards couldn't catch gay from Quinn.

@Athens_Grease: With great big pores comes a great big responsibility to clean them.

@Athens_Grease: Pockmarks and acne scars are manly. Just ask this guy ...

Oil prices are likely to skyrocket in DC depending on how much Tavarez decides to put on the brim of his hat.

... I don't remember Madonna being that small.

Are you sure he didn't say pimp my ride? There is a difference there you know.

I'll attend if they have a Moonlight Graham night.

@ASox: I don't know, that featured pitcher looks like the begining's of a young C.C. Lorenzen.