@When_life_gives_you_Clemens...: "If youse can change and I can change. Anybodies can change!"

What a waste of a night, especially if you have no intention of blowing a dude(s).

Moyer then cited that after he decides to retire from stickball that he would join his friends Orvel Redenbacher, Colonel Sanders, Bartles and Jaymes for a cool refreshing glass of turnip juice.

@Athens_Grease:

When will teams learn that you can't put out the failure fire by dousing it with a sack of shit?

I assume a lifetime of virginity is in store for this kid. No chick is ever going to let him go near her "no-no" spot with those destructive fingers.

@Bailor Hardman: The worst fanbase in the league goes to the Florida Marlins as every time you watch a highlight reel you see that all of nine people have done their civic duty to have just show up. I also invite you to sit in at a Toronto Blue Jays affair where fans of the home team have no idea to what-the-shit is…

@Doyle McPoyle: Next time it happens just shout, "TADA!" and bolt for the door.

@Athens_Grease: And Jon Kitna is just one of the punch lines on it.

On a serious note I do have a broken bat used by "The" Michael Huff and an autographed Donrus Ron Karkovice card.

Shards of wood from Jose Contreras's and El Duque's getaway raft.

@Athens_Grease: After a shitty day in the cold weather, that's the kind of comment that makes me feel all warm inside.

What is it about a man in a Star Wars jersey and jean shorts that just seems to get the girls swooning?

Said Losman afterwards,"These "White-People-Only" parties can really be a drag. Especially on the dance floor."

@Fluffdaddy: From the ashes of my laughter the distinct sent of my own urine did arise.

I actually prefer my girls this way too. Fat with just a touch of low self esteem.

@Marth: I know what your saying, when they changed those Diamondback's Jerseys I swear a peice of me died inside. What is it about a gray pant and purple pin-stripe uniform that just makes me think America?

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Lay off the Asians Lou.

What's the over/under on him getting banned for life?

@paydirt76: What are you from, 1992? Break out your pogs while your at it. Jesus.