I saw this movie before. It was called Mask.
Next stop on the Mediocrity Express, Atlanta. Please disembark from the pitching rubber after 3 and 1/3 innings.
@OchentaYcinco: No Ben!
I wouldn't piss off Jack Bauer if I were you.
@Weed Against Speed: Please stop posting my prom picture.
I take totally responsibility for the meat of this post.
@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: I switched stations and decided to watch "According to Jim" instead.
He's got the swim move down. Sign him up.
Maybe Cubs and Sox fans can finally BURRY the hatchet. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...! Oh, a little poop slipped out. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!
"Gentlemen, sickle cell anemia is no joking matter and my weekly haircut treatments are necessary to stop it's progression."
@GrandersonSlamderson: and a double chin.
@Dead Wrestlers Society: San Dimas High School Football Rules.
Michael Phelps Doesn't Need Your $5,000,000 ...
Man, I hate to see you go but I love to watch you ... shoot yourself in the leg?
@Afino:
1 out of 3 Green Bay Packers fans in America suffer from Obesity. The NFL is committed to altering this trend. The NFL asks you in the Green Bay area to Play 60 and abandon elastic waistband pants for as long as you can.
@DorkimusPrime: S for Success!
I always wanted to become the greeter at TCF bank inside my local grocery store and you know what, I didn't get the job but, to be truthful it doesn't stop me from just hanging out in front of their place anyway.