The switch that broke the camel’s bank account?

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

“My middle guy”?

Only assholes refer to their kid the same way you'd refer to your weed man.

This guy looks like a reject from Bill Simmons’ extended universe of college friends characters. I presume he goes by a nickname like “Worm” or “Gooch.”

I am not raunchy, but I am inappropriate at times

I mean, I get how fucking annoying our dream team of Deadspin writers+commenters is. And there is a lot of compelling content that runs counter to our self important slacktivism out there. But what the fuck compels a person to read that drivel?

They make them in Thailand, but they can get pretty expensive and they don’t have a lot of functions.

Rougned Odor would like a word.

Nothing says unassailable veteran leadership than being completely pissy about something irrelevant that happened three weeks ago.

Things Romo can hold:
1. A grudge.

I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

Lord Stanley D cups

Don’t touch them unless you’re going to hoist them.

And clearly, every Friday the 13th is preceded by a Thursday the 12th. Or is that the joke and it’s just so bad that I can’t tell?

Yeah, was anyone under the impression that Friday the 13th is significant because it’s more rare than other day/date combinations?

Could you two shut up? I’m watching Key & Peele.

Awesome opinion, bro.

This provocation was met with conniptions of rage in the right-wing press, and apparent glee from everyone else, as the gay bunny book is trouncing the other bunny book on Amazon.