“You forgot this: Boom roasted.” Boom roasted.

You forgot this: Boom roasted.

Better than Alt, right?

That’s an icy hot take.

More importantly, look how fuckin’ short his hair is.

+1 stadium flag

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

You’re aware that stadiums and salaries are entirely different things, right?

No question this is a Lindbergh alum on her way to the methadone clinic, then Boeing.

We could, but it may be easier and more fun to just attack all Seahawks fans.

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

She also asserted that her tax dollars somehow go towards Thorpe and Tyson’s salaries. That’s definitely not how taxes work, but believing so is definitely how being a wretched white person in America works.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

It was unclear exactly what was left on the voicemail due to Berman’s Mumblin’, Bumblin’, and Stumblin’.

You think Trump might remember something that didn’t happen to him personally?

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

Also, explain the first amendment to him.

To be fair, James Spader was about the best part of the post-Carell Office.

If I did any of these things (worked less than 40 hours, took vacations when I feel I need them, take a break every hour, left the building for an extended period of time, walked away from my desk without telling anyone), I would be fired. So I guess the only way to avoid burnout is to not have a job!