I was like CP those checkered flag seat inserts are gross. Then my wife said, “Oh my God, they look like Vans.” So, NP. Even though it looks like it was stored outside with the hood up.

my guess is emergency braking and adaptive cruise and apple/samsung play, mostly. all of those things are pretty great, actually.

do you have to make a downpayment at the beginning and a balloon payment at the end of a lease? i drive 40k miles a year so i never bothered to look into it.

very few people that are in the market for a new car are thinking 200k miles ahead.

Nope. While blue may be the best exterior color, it’s the second-worst interior color. AI believe that is cat hair, the worst kind of hair. A busted drive train isn’t an automatic CP because swapsies, but that transmission is the part that i’d want to keep, so boooooooo. Original steering wheels and windshields aren’t…

and when can we expect the K.A.R.R. replica to become available for rent?

Truth: my car’s lane keep assist is wrong 20% of the time and irritating 100% of the time. I only use it if I think I’m sleepy.

Safest place to sit anyway.

Then what are they going to name the new pinnacle that they build next year? They’ve painted themselves into a bit of a corner. And that’s dumb. Like, super dumb.

Hilarious. I’d love to see that first email to them.

For maximum purist-offending glory, it needs to go into a car that is loved for its engine, ideally one that already has 12 cylinders. I’d say Jaguar, but that’s punching down. Oh. Viper. Put it into a Viper. That’s gross enough to be worth it.

It wouldn’t be better for what people buy G Wagens for, which is to call Jeep and Range Rover drivers peasants.

I picture torque-induced barrel roll spirals.

Cuba. We should ship those cars to Cuba.

hellllllllll no. nobody ever hungered for this car. if you really want a big assed coupe, go with a 70-72 mark series and self-respect.

maybe they need to be tall because they can’t be wide because the streets are so narrow?

I’m starting to think maybe it’s his job to promise and promote things and he just hires people to make and fix them.

Oh yeah. Ok NP then.

so in 10 or 15 years we’ll see modern takes on the radwood cars, i guess. 2 times faster, 4 times safer, and they’ll let you put the cold air intake, manifold and catback on yourself for old time’s sake.

seems like the only difference on the plus side is he got to have a corvette in his garage for 30 years. whatever that’s worth to him. it’s more exciting than rebalancing his 401k once a year. i guess?