Or worse, not finding an ac compressor.

No. You have to buy it now.

true. but everyone else would only be able to look at the outside of my vehicle for 3 or 4 seconds.

i loved my black 2002. at the time that baseball stitching couldn’t be found on a car cheaper than an audi. i highly recommend a short shift kit. it takes like 20 minutes to install and it’s reversible if you’re really worried about that.

but isn’t the drivetrain what makes a new electric vehicle in this market?

That’s just how Cosworth adds lightness.

maybe they didn’t spend a lot of time on the wipers because they figure in a couple of years you won’t need to see the road anyway.

i’ve driven this car. it’s kind of a creaky squeaky heap of shit, but there is something exhilarating about stomping the gas with the top down. it’s as if the roof already flew off and you don’t know which body panel you are going to lose next. i found myself almost standing in the foot well with my chin up waiting…

This design language demands chrome interior blanking plates.

It’s supposed to stop you from putting your drink in a hole that’s too shallow to work as a cupholder and then having it dump directly into your radio when you stop.

I am 100% convinced that Richie Tenenbaum was based on this ad.

and there’s no way this video wasn’t exactly what was presented to the jury, little wooden props and all.

CP even though I love it. Unless stock, I prefer the wedgie over the curvy later GT body style. It looks like a really well done swap. But I’d much rather see a modern turbo 2.0 swapped into the early Fiero. Not sure why, just seems more original spirit-appropriate.

Man, sell that Alero to someone that desperately needs a car. Don’t be a dick. Then buy a true $1 car that nobody could get another 50k miles out of and destroy that. You’d only be pushing your diabolical plan back about a week.

IF #OF KEYS <2, THEN CP

Wrong:

everything is relative i guess, but when you said 2001 Alero that hadn’t worked in a long time, i thought you were talking a hell of a lot longer than 11 months.

I knew right away these were all fake. The practical joke articles always have shitty grammar in the first paragraph as a clue.

not with you on this. all the government did was offer people a coupon. just making a good offer still doesn’t force anyone to do anything. take some personal responsibility, for goodness’s sake.