Spot on. I like their cars, but I felt like I was slumming at Kia because the staff wouldn’t give me a test drive without running my credit first.

fake anything. i’ve always hated fords for their non-functioning mustang hood scoops and locking hub stickers on pickup trucks without 4wd. poser shit everywhere.

wow. that’s fucking ugly. it looks like a scar from one of those ass crack cysts.

because rorsarch is a republican?

i don’t think it’s a great price, but it’s not a bad price considering how very very much i want this manual sorta-sleeper wagon.

yeah i’m afraid this won’t help the cops one bit.

i did. and i missed that plastic floored, waterproof seated, 20mpg getting, 220 mile ranged honda.

So...what did Brits think Dr. Frankenstein was turning off to bring the monster to life? That’s stupid. Obviously the world should use switches the way he used them. He was a doctor for Christ’s sake.

there were a lot of cars for sale that said I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING in 1978, but not that many that said I CAN AFFORD TO JUST NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING.

ok but i’d still like to have a trunk that seals, even if it’s in the front.

I am old enough and fat enough and married enough to prefer a grand tourer over a sports car. This just isn’t the one I’d choose at this price. I agree that it’s CP, and I’m not bringing Supra fanboy hate. I’m bringing GT fanboy hate. I hate you or whatever.

5th Gear: nobody ever went broke replacing employees with machines. this is the best place to develop the tech.

is that what happened to her left eye?

not a car but a uhaul. i made a truck reservation 2 months in advance and planned my move from my parents’ house to my first college apartment. i had all my crap packed and my brother drove me to the place to pick up the truck and the guy told me they didn’t have one for me. i said i had a reservation. he said that…

first gear: you are dead god damned wrong about adaptive cruise. i don’t know where you live, but it’s the best thing since the cup holder where i am.

No, he’s still right here:

the kid knows his audience, but it’s 1500 too high.

get away from the entrance to my cave you kids

6 seconds? the fuck happened there?

these struggling rental car companies that haven’t been able to sell their old fleets lately should throw in a rent-to-own kind of option for the Houston folks so everyone can win. kind of.