Haha. To get a NP out of a Jalopnik, it has to answer the question,
“Would I sell one of mine to make room for this?”

and you’d want to trailer that, too.

glad you are safe, stay out of the casino!

I don’t see HD buying more than time.

Right? I’m trying to think of another car that costs 500k that I would buy instead, and I’ve got nothing. That Countach would have to wait for my next half-M. NP all day.

my sister works there. their dental plan is scattered, shattered and snaggled.

you got somewhere to go? the rain is hitting us right now, but that’s as bad as it will get here.

You’re not wrong. But you’re not fun, either.

Thank you. I couldn’t figure out why I wasn’t utterly revolted by this travesty.

and still has the shittiest looking door handles ever. nissan just doesn’t give a shit about itself.

i don’t mind the cube. i would never drive one, but when i see them i pretend i’m in a really shitty movie set 20 years into the future.

my old-assed mom just bought one. it’s because cars are too low for her shitty knees and it’s the cheapest car with an automatic lift gate that she could find and what you call low performance she calls forgiveness. for when she hits the gas instead of the brake or whatever. since nothing really happens when you tell…

then it’s your turn to get the fuck out of the way please.

i’m pretty sure it’s just because of the frame and shitty mpg.

my uncle couldn’t wait to buy his. now he’s too old and deaf to drive. that’s the only reason he isn’t still driving it. i don’t know, man. something about people born between 1946 and 1949.

yeah. if they just want to feel tough they should beat their kids or something.

I don’t hate wranglers, but those long wrangler unlimiteds are fucking gross.

and you can’t ignore the fact that nobody can really buy a Challenger right now without making a statement.

awful lot of interior parts in common with the New Yorker 5th Avenue. and by awful, i mean it looks awful.

Is...Is this the parking garage underneath the Wells Fargo on SaMo Blvd in Hollywood?