Dear Minkah,

Somehow this call is going to be blamed on Marilyn Manson.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

The advertising board reportedly read, “We don’t swim in your gas tank, so don’t pee in our filling station."

Trump will probably name him as his first choice for Ambassador to Brazil before the week is over.

Sooo what about sideline catches in order to get the first down/TD, and they’re immediately pushed out of bounds. Is that no longer a catch?

Hi Fredi!

All the boys in green fix the caaaaaaaar

I’d possibly willingly dent my own car if I could have Irish Soccer Fan Paintless Dent Removal Squad come and fix it.

This should become a thing. Irish sports fans rampaging cities and repairing cars, installing new windows, painting storefronts. All while falling down drunk and singing.

A friend and I were talking about this...

Weir’s book — in general, let alone coming from a first-time sci fi author — is astonishingly good. Everyone should read it. It sounds like the film has nailed the important stuff, too.

Abolish the DH. If you’re on the field, you need to hit. Why pitchers can’t hit is bull shit.

if youre pegging the pitcher you’re doing it wrong

Of course the Redskins fans have trouble spelling. Even just speaking about their team it comes out slurred.

I'd argue that if Stevie could see, he would have run right over Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

@TenCentBeer: Yeah he should definitely be listening to the alternatives. PTI and its ilk are terrible...but the audio only, Dallas edition...now THAT'S some sweet ass sports talk. Enjoy The Fan.