Ted Williams? After hitting .406 at 23 and winning the Triple Crown at age 24, missed the next 3 peak years serving in the war, then came back and wnon a couple of MVPs, then served again in Korea missing two more years. Still had enough in the tank to hit .388 at age 38. No one deserves a ring more than that guy.

The handle innovation is inspired more to prevent hamate bone injuries, per the NYT article on Grady Phelan.

Why “’Cinderella”’? “David and Goliath” too on the nose?

Ever since Raysism died in that freak punting accident, you’re my favorite Deadspinner.

I could totally see Colbert doing this - ending the interview 30 seconds in - should Drumpf decide to appear on the Late Show again.

She also recently lost a case opposing the registration of Schlafly as a trademark for the beer company based in St. Louis, basically because there was no demonstrable connection between beer and political activism. Yes, she brought litigation against a company founded by her nephew.

You'll rue the day!

I learned this chart in Trusts & Estates in law school, and my only gripe is that some descriptors double for different people in relatively different branches. For example, your cousin’s child is a “1st cousin, once removed,” but the chart also says that’s what your second cousin’s parent is. That seems dumb since…

Seemed an Inchon to me.

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The Yankee Tripper

The worst offense is what Lochte has done to Billy Bush's journalistic credibility. What I mean is that we must actually put the name "Billy Bush" in the same sentence with the phrase "journalistic credibility".

I already liked this comment, but moreso when I read it as “pantsless".

Chub Fans Slid Kid Lard-covered Bamboo.

Roster construction was not the problem, at least not given how well the acquisitions played:

Never name your son Ashley, even Wayne gets more respect.

Seems pretty petty of Emmit Smith to spend so much time on the Skins team site.

Shit you not, this is in the Wikipedia entry for Montenegro:

The cardboard crowd on Puppy Bowl is more active than this lot.