Why “’Cinderella”’? “David and Goliath” too on the nose?

Ever since Raysism died in that freak punting accident, you’re my favorite Deadspinner.

I could totally see Colbert doing this - ending the interview 30 seconds in - should Drumpf decide to appear on the Late Show again.

She also recently lost a case opposing the registration of Schlafly as a trademark for the beer company based in St. Louis, basically because there was no demonstrable connection between beer and political activism. Yes, she brought litigation against a company founded by her nephew.

I learned this chart in Trusts & Estates in law school, and my only gripe is that some descriptors double for different people in relatively different branches. For example, your cousin’s child is a “1st cousin, once removed,” but the chart also says that’s what your second cousin’s parent is. That seems dumb since…

Seemed an Inchon to me.

The Yankee Tripper

The Yankee Tripper

The worst offense is what Lochte has done to Billy Bush's journalistic credibility. What I mean is that we must actually put the name "Billy Bush" in the same sentence with the phrase "journalistic credibility".

I already liked this comment, but moreso when I read it as “pantsless".

Chub Fans Slid Kid Lard-covered Bamboo.

Roster construction was not the problem, at least not given how well the acquisitions played:

Never name your son Ashley, even Wayne gets more respect.

Seems pretty petty of Emmit Smith to spend so much time on the Skins team site.

Shit you not, this is in the Wikipedia entry for Montenegro:

The cardboard crowd on Puppy Bowl is more active than this lot.

Permanent (quarter) Revolution.

Posey Control

Aww come on, what's wrong with some of the power ballads!? I would name my first child 'Rick Rubin' if he had gotten Johnny Cash to do "Don't Know What You Got Til It's Gone". Cash would have made "Every Rose..." a masterpiece.