I know we've seen Adam LaRoche in a Sox jersey before, but Lincecum in Cards' gear is just weird.

I like Belgium, but I'm not quite as sure about their chances for a deep Copa run for the simple reason that it takes more than just a generation of talent to do well. It takes experience in terms of seasoning, confidence, and maturity of team concept: take Portugal the last couple of years, they aren't any more…

Rumor: May have a dick.

Assuming I'm right about who the LW meant, I want to hang with Sean Doolittle just to ask him about the "Reverse Ankiel" his career is taking. He was a very good college pitcher drafted to hit and is now pitching pretty damn well. So wild.

Following Homer's fall, attendees heard one long sound, followed by two shorter ones.

That was Busch league.

Hey fun boys, get a room.

Hodor scored in the 30s on the Wonderlic.

"'Aemon Targaryen', what kind of name is that?"

First pick was the result of the strategy "Blow for Snow".

So...he's Buffy then?

Tiki Barber sure has a lot of free time these days...

Hey, where'd Quentin go?

Careful, too many screw-ins might ruin that turf.

The reactions of the fans behind the plate are priceless as well.

CC's "pitcher-to-belly-itcher" ratio is not something to write home about.

First time one of Jerry's kids with muscular problems brutally murdered someone. This year's telethon will be very different.

"But Eathyn [Manumaleuna], Jherremya [Leuta-Douyere], think of the savings!"

Leaving 11 other Ohioans behind is his signature move.