"Scoreboard chock full of doughnuts." A Manny can dream...

Finally, SOMEONE at Citi Field has a pick move to plug up the runners.

Shame we won't see Ginobili's Duchampian artistry against Chicago's Derrick Rrose. Selavy.

Nice. I expect great things from "Satanic Panic in My Mother's Basement"

A little salty, but refreshing!

Mansolino is just a big fan of "The State", and he finished the confrontation with the famous catchphrase "I'm outta heeeerrre"

Cubs Fans Bid Kid Adieu

I thought California had a monopoly on shitty towns called Lodi. Well, the more you know...

Man.-on-Man. action, lots of dicks towering over balls, I mean, WHAT were viewers expecting!?!

It became the hot haircut after Kurt and Brenda Warner simultaneously made it famous.

+dice roll

Peter Crouch: Human(?), high, light, real

Germany's Marcel Nguyen = All-Around Gold Medalist in "Being from Places Red-Blooded Americans Hate"

I knew "Dick Whitman's Ghost" couldn't have been a real ghost.

Robinson's "Rear Admiral" gag departed from his wholesome image, but it always made Tim Duncan giggle.

Asparagus. I mean, of the thousands of kinds of things we consume, only asparagus produces such a distinct effect on our urine. Why not many different things causing all different types of smells? Or at least, many things causing "asparagus pee"?

Racism is always provincial, but only an offense under certain jurisdictions.

There's always money in the banana suit, C'MON!

I chose my Deadspin handle specifically to emphasize that I like my rock stars to be effete like kickers, and my kickers raging drunks. My man card is origami, but covered in puke.

China will just use this as a chance to boast about its one child policy.