@Cialis Cooper: All due respect to PBR, but you gotta FUCK THAT VICKS!!

@AndyReidsOtherSon: Yeah that's missing a full stop: "[The hockey-playing author doesn't] meet many black guys."

My Clarence Thomas Fathead(R) is more lively than the real thing.

How come no one ever told me my ass was so big?!?!

@spinachdip: Nike's lawyers can't handle who, British Knights? Kangaroos? Oooohhhh, Adidas. The Germans are mad at us. We're soooo scared!

It's a cool general ad for soccer, but has no connection to South Aftrica, vuvuzelas, or even the Cup. The closest Korea and Paraguay come to appearing in this commercial are in the tiny, blood-and-sweat handprints of the shoemakers.

Meanwhile, we all pray to be stricken with Manute's Johnson syndrome.

Onyewu is just worried that "Il Gooche and the Duck" - his "Hard Knocks"-type show with Pato - won't reach syndication without another year.

I'd watch more Lion-O if I wasn't so disgusted by Spanish soccer fans' treatment of Panthro.

"You're telling me that if someone has the balls to ask me if my mom's a whore, I have to take it?"