“If the CDC recommends schools not send home kids for lice — and the present policy is moving towards never sending kids home at all — shouldn’t an airline let a kid complete his travel home with his family?”

The bat flips from Jays players are getting more and more disrespectful.

I’m an idiot and cannot figure how to post a video.

To be fair, the mother revealed she had sex several months ago

“IT’S A CLEVER GIRL!”

Thinking about baseball should have delayed the need to even have this party.

if you don’t know, I would think context clues would be a good start.

Maybe the delivery driver knew he was being followed by package thieves (porch pirates) and wanted then to steal the poop so he could return later with the real package. Or at least that is what the driver should tell his boss.

This sounds like someone just mashing their action figures together.

Jonah Muniz, Mabel Gondres, and Lorrie Pearson discuss their findings with local authorities.

I could get one of those at Burger King for nothing.

In what was surely the most thrilling and insane day in the history of the Oregon Department of Transportation

Hayward Prefers ‘Tics Over ‘Eat, ‘Azz

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

C’mon man, show Isaiah Thomas some respect.

I stayed at an Amish hotel.

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

He inherited those reflexes from his dad, a man known for his great hands and reflexes as well.

It’s a real shame he couldn’t get a ring.