The soft bigotry of Lowry expectations.

“Kotaku East is your slice of Asian internet culture” Maybe just this once you should change that sentence

When even Johnny Football gets it...

Im intrigued by Google’s bus line that runs across Lake Erie.

If he is 20, I would advise him to go straight to college. I would tell him, don’t go back to Rockville and waste another year.

My parents lost their shit when Steppin’ Wolf played the county fair and I rolled my eyes and whined.

“shutting their pants”

Oh if only it had a flexible belly that breathed, along with an Alan Grant to put on top of it. Or they could release a version of this:

Smooth.

Sure: https://www.amazon.com/Blood-Sweat-Pixels-Triumphant-Turbulent/dp/0062651234/ref=pd_rhf_se_p_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=AK624WK1BJ1779SA2NA6

If I recall, Erin became legendary for wearing her birthday suit.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

This picture was my favorite thing of 2017:

I would argue that praising the guy and appearing on his show is tantamount to praising the radio show.

I love people who think they’re grammar snobs but get it oh-so wrong!

C’mon, the community’s not going to stand for that.

Pacers Completely Blow It Thanks To Dumbest Possible Pass

Yes the grave treason of... posting vague second-hand information in a blog’s comments section. When the lethal injection cocktail begins coursing through my veins and the lights fade out, I will rue what I have done this day. 

Really, there’s only one way Trump making first contact can go down:

Keep the name out yo mouth, but balling... I hope you don’t give up on the balls going in there at some point again.