who does dirty stuff constantly but claims he’s not dirty

That’s exactly what I thought happened.

I so wanted this to be them fighting eachother

Rob can take some good-natured jabbing about his NFL career, but he’ll be damned if he’s gonna let someone stand there and badmouth the jalapeno poppers.

Cue the The Incredible Hulk end show theme.

According to witnesses, Sherman threw the ball back to Wilson and yelled, “You f—-ing suck!”

Russell Wilson’s D also really resents Russell Wilson, said myself and a dozen other people about to make the same joke.

Oh? Go on. You’re among friends here...

Cavs in two.

I wouldn’t think that because they also get hit in the head for a living; so I don’t expect a ton of quality wit out of their trash talk.

DON’T EVER TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY HAVING TICKETS TO WATCH ME FIGHT!!!!

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

When the Craigslist ad for “Hot Asian Threesome” turns out to be embellished.

Leading candidate for the sigh young.

Is there currently some flooding happening in the Edmonton area?

It was later discovered that he had only bought the organization so that he could hold a “Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just a Rat In a Cage Match”.

McElwain misunderstood. Sharks like chum and don’t want a mega load on them.

“Nothing happened” is, by far and away, the most common “consensual sexual event” in my house.

Gareon on my wayward son
For there’ll be police when you are done

That reminds me of Woody Allen’s great line from Sleeper.