The last thing you want to face is a dog that has a leg up.

Um, thanks for not lying?

This is me, every time an EVE article gets posted.

Baylor: “Boy, we’re finally overtaking Penn State for most odious institutional breakdown! Our ‘callousness toward victims’ ratings are unprecedented!”

Jack Tatum

Several teams have expressed interest, but the dog’s agent has made it clear his client will only play for Lindy Ruff.

Deadspin is principally a Witcher 3 fansite. If you like Fallout 4 and you have any tolerance at all for pseudo-medieval stuff you’ll love it.

Yeah, well, my Pirates signed Joey Terdoslavich in the off-season! Scouting reports indicate that the two things he really dislikes are: (1) being good at baseball, and (2) always being called ‘Terd Man’

“I Can’t Vibe 55”

Either way I’m sure there will be a giant dildo there...

Conversation With Sammy Hagar or Build-A-Vibrator Workshop? I’d be paralyzed with indecision. Can’t these two panels be combined?

“Yankees’ Fascist Hair Policy” sounds like a fantastic name for a punk band, fantasy baseball team, Deadspin commenter or all of the above.

did you see who we made president or

i fail to see how this has anything to do with Rome, patrick.

First thing I came down here to say. Oatmeal described this perfectly.

Liam Neesons needed to tape shards of glass to his hands. Liam Neesons! And we still don’t know exactly how it went down.

“i’ve studied the wolf. he can’t read.”

This guy belongs in the Trump cabinet. Every time he throws a cheap shot, he reacts like a victim.