If not for that hotdoggin’ Andre Reed, they’d have won all four.

The same way Ricky Bobby’s dad did. Lots of beer. Duh.

Relevant:

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

He looks like a pretty sane goalie to me

What the fucking hellscape is that lead image?

That is dangerous and his YMCA membership should be REVOKED.

Without the space program, no one would have ever heard of the Tang Dynasty.

A NHL player wuldnt leave time on the clock

“Amortization schedules, how the fuck do they work? And I don’t wannna hear from no economist, y’all giving my jobs to foreigners and gettin’ me pissed.”

Lincoln didn’t even stay for the end of the play.

i dont think those are highlights, i think its some sort of hat.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

“What’s his relationship like with his father?”

I have a feeling this is gonna move some units ;-)

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

Am I the only one who gets bored during the Titanfall clips? The No Mercy one was pretty funny though.

That gif alone is worth $9.99. I burst out laughing in an embarrassing setting.