They should interview that guy. I’m sure he’s currently developing some interesting theories on what happened to that missing kayaker.

That’s why I don’t watch the local news. Nothing but endless puff pieces.

He had it coming.

who does dirty stuff constantly but claims he’s not dirty

“But the silicon diodes in your life-sustaining suit are fashioned from the very sand of your native Tatooine, my dear apprentice! A cruel irony, one I’m sure you’ll come in time to appreciate and savor.”

On behalf of guys everywhere, I’m just going to leave the most appropriate .gif here.

That’s exactly what I thought happened.

I so wanted this to be them fighting eachother

Rob can take some good-natured jabbing about his NFL career, but he’ll be damned if he’s gonna let someone stand there and badmouth the jalapeno poppers.

Cue the The Incredible Hulk end show theme.

“DC’s historic, first female-led superhero movie”

According to witnesses, Sherman threw the ball back to Wilson and yelled, “You f—-ing suck!”

Russell Wilson’s D also really resents Russell Wilson, said myself and a dozen other people about to make the same joke.

Oh? Go on. You’re among friends here...

Cavs in two.

I wouldn’t think that because they also get hit in the head for a living; so I don’t expect a ton of quality wit out of their trash talk.

DON’T EVER TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY HAVING TICKETS TO WATCH ME FIGHT!!!!

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

When the Craigslist ad for “Hot Asian Threesome” turns out to be embellished.

Is there currently some flooding happening in the Edmonton area?