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For years, I thought it was scuffling. So, I learned something today.

I’ve always thought of Deadspin as the brother site, but I am old.

Was the Twitter user’s name always “PAY ME GIZMODO”?

Why?

“I want to own the world. Every young person should be able to have that dream and the ability to access it.”

For a brief, glorious moment, he was back on the grasslands of his ancestors, running with his herd.

Dayton should take a flyer on this guy.

I’ve been treated similarly when I wanted to try on some high-end sunglasses. Luckily, I was able to buy sunglasses elsewhere and wear them back to that Sunglass Hut and show them they were wrong!

IFL science!

My wife and I thought he got stabbed in the pelvic area, so we were confused about that too. Maybe he was wearing some metal chastity device for Cersei.

Can a relationship be off before it’s on?

And he lost his Sisqo sponsorship as a result.

I actually heard it that way too. It wasn’t until the early aughts that I was told the actual lyrics.

Pretty sure he was just describing Cousins’ curt personality.

Unfollow and mute are great features.

I feel like if you are having this type of party, the sex has already happened.

I have an idea for a video where music plays and only one person is dancing, but then the beat “drops” and a bunch of people are dancing with the first person. Huh? Huh?

I feel proud for figuring it out all by myself!