Trump hates boycotts, you say?

On top of that, I’m starting to feel like every new show I want to watch is homework because it’s all coming just a little too fast for me. Anyone else feeling this?

“Very good numbers on the economy.”

I don’t really care, do u?

Of course they were! That’s how Jesus made them, dummy!

Iliza Schlesinger has a whole bit about how scientifically accurate mermaids would be pale, big eyed, fat with big ass teeth and possibly bioluminescent the better to lure their prey in. It’s hilarious and I’d kind of love to watch that movie.

They’re also playing loose with exactly which book they’re talking about.

I love the ones trying to use science to prove that Ariel would have to be pale because it’s scientifically accurate! She lives under the ocean! So yeah! Pale!

Oh yeah. I mean, she was great in the new John Wick film and should be in more films, but isn’t she a little old to be playing.... OH!!!!!

“As the Post writes, when Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.), delivered remarks, one protester shouted at her, “We care about Jesus Christ. We don’t care about Sharia law.” Tlaib is one of three Muslim lawmakers in the House.”

This is giving me flashbacks to when I was a precocious as fuck thirteen year old, desperate to play with the grown ups because I Knew Things and Could Participate!

That’s pretty much what all the GOP means when they talk about “compromise” these days, isn’t it?

We remain distinctly neither compostable nor recyclable.

But he’s so cuddly and lovable and he says sweet things... kind of like Joe Biden!

There’s a really good critique of the video by Peter Coffin that’s a bit of a deep dive on some of the choices in the video, including some of the very classist narratives at play. Basically the fact that the haters are caricatures we can all agree are “bad” and not the politicians who enact homophobic laws or the…

So everything’s as it should be? Fine, fine. Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control!

No no no, it’s so much simpler than that! See, you’re overthinking it and worrying your pretty little head about it, so I’m going to explain it to you while you go into the kitchen and get me a beer, ok?

So when my dad was single and teaching in the late 60s, he used to make regular trips down to Mexico City and Oaxaca. In hindsight, I’m presuming for tourista stuff and I’m going to go with that. Plus, my dad is not exactly riotous. ANYWAY!

With special guest, Michelle Wolf!

Tell ya what Mitch. We’ll stop talking about slavery (because it was SO LONG AGO!) if you and your GOP cronies stop bringing up Jesus or the Bible every dang time we talk about abortion or women’s rights. Because, really, we don’t know anyone who actually talked to Jesus... or the people who wrote the Bible, y’know?…