cblakeley

6/19/19

Oh they’ve been jacking off to gun porn for decades. Just now there’s a pretty woman to look at so they can maintain that proper “no homo” or “I’m not emasculated” vibe.

6/18/19

Not one but TWO tote bags! I mean you need something to hold all those swimsuit issues in.

6/17/19

Or the person who chooses to listen to the architect? Either way, I would read the hell out of that.

6/15/19

Someone is going to snap. Someone is going to be assaulted for pulling off that kind of “prank” and I can’t wait to see the court case.

6/14/19

I thought the plural of medium was “psychics”. Sorry, “frauds”.

6/13/19

I have mixed feelings about that notion. I mean sometimes, I’m up about it, sometimes I’m down...

6/12/19

I would love to see ANY of these politicians tweet, after one of these pitch meetings: “It was amazing meeting $FADEDSTARLET. She’s on the wrong side of history but I loved her in $MOVIE.”

6/12/19

I want Playmo...

6/11/19

But at least he’s not transgender, am I right?

6/11/19

I skip his tweets and I have a hard time watching or listening to any of his clips outside of some late night monologues and even then... oh the sound of my brain cells dying is the worst!

6/10/19

Yeah but these are people who love to edit the Bible down to their favorite bits. So...

6/10/19

That’s some fucked up Dumbledore cosplay right there...

6/7/19

The only thing I took away from being in spelling bee for three years is that “Viognier” is a running joke in my family because I was knocked out one year by that hellacious word. Beyond that...

6/6/19

Can I get this embroidered?

6/5/19

I’m just waiting for them to go after some tiny channel with five subscribers who posted a thing about the “Jewish question” first, trumpet all the hard work they’ve clearly done and then take down half of liberal/BreadTube because, OMG, they discussed how the Alt-Right is Bad and we simply can’t abide by Nazi…

6/4/19

The thing about this story that I have the hardest time believing is that Chris Kattan wrote an autobiography! Him?!

6/4/19

She tripped over a scooter?

6/4/19

Came for this, left satisfied.

6/4/19

“Who are you talking to?”
“Grant Morrison fans, Reddit trolls with DC subscriptions and the three new fans who stuck around after the donkey fart.”

5/29/19

“Many constituents want to impeach the president, but we want to do what is right, and what gets results,”