After her daddy did all that hard work to make sure she wouldn’t be affected by his tiny little trade war? That ungrateful little hoyden!

“Promising people free things that you can’t actually deliver on is a great way to get elected.”

Didn’t Amber Ruffin own the subject of “forcing” people to say the n-word last week?

Schools won’t tolerate bullying. Of course, since nobody knows what “bullying” is and it’s so easy to dismiss such behavior as “boys will be boys” or “roughhousing”, nobody ever gets in trouble for it. Victims just need to toughen up or stand up for themselves.

The tragically funny thing about the responses from the Simpsons Team is that they covered exactly this kind of thing in the show. Krusty the Clown returns to stand up and breaks out the “can’t fail” material of...

I’ll bring a stack of singles so I can cuss this asshole out. Plus, it’d probably be more demeaning if I asked him to dance while I was tossing those singles at him.

Fallon can die in a fire but all these videos are sweet.

I have similar feelings about Burning Man. “We’re going out to the desert to build a city and ride art bikes and be rebels towards a new utopian ideal... with rich dot com bros!” Fine. Do you. Have fun.

Imagine how much work these lazy fuckers would get done if they spent as much time passing legislation as they do moving the goalposts.

Paging Garth Ennis.... Garth Ennis, white supremacist phone.

Here you go. Garth Ennis answered.

Yeah but learning to spell would mark them as members of the “elite”.

Fuck everyone who voted third party while patting themselves on the back about how there’s no real difference. That’s the direction of my rage boner.

Which, funnily enough, is what the powers that be do about “bullying”.

“They take the low road, we take the high road...”

“There’s no excuse for that ignorance...”

Meanwhile, in Seattle, Jeff Bezos reads about this and wonders how he can implement this in his warehouses.

Australian comic Alice Fraser, frequent commentator on the Bugle podcast and just so amazingly witty I... can’t even. 

Never forget.

I’ve walked out of one toxic and one abusive relationship. Both times, I would’ve gone back. Both times, I had friends basically have to force me to pay attention to myself instead of fretting over my exes’ well being.