The brave men and women of the DHS, taking candy from babies and babies from their parents. Yep. Such bravery.

I’ve thought for a long time that it was time the United States had a brit milah. L’chaim, America! Today you are a man! *snip*

Never forget.

I’m convinced that the only thing that Trump will listen to is someone getting in his space and calling him a whiny little bitch.

.............with a name like “KIRSTJEN FUCKING NIELSEN”!!!!!!

Ninety degrees in Seattle, I’m throwing together some chicken fajitas of my own recipe and I’ve got a bottle of sangria chilling in the fridge.

How dare they call her out as a mother! Honestly, the only time we should consider her opinion as anything OTHER than the spokesman for the Orangutan in Chief is when a stand-up comic makes fun of her.

Reminds me of that W. Kamau Bell line: “You know gentrification is bad when white people start complaining about it. ‘I remember when that coffee shop WAS A DIFFERENT COFFEE SHOP!!!!’”

Who the hell is Melania? Are you trying to impugn the good name of our First Lady Ivanka?

Welcome to the Trump Presidential Library.

“Hey we noticed you’re using an ad blocker!”

“I sound like I’m condoning yelling at work. I do not.”

The hypocrisy...

Because taking a knee during the national anthem is horrible, but squatting on a toilet... engaging in the final step of the digestive process (?) that’s totally fine. Keen.

And that city was called... Las Vegas!

Y’know, he’s always been a fan of Upright Citizens Brigade and improv so if you look at these videos of him, you’ll see them more as poorly timed demo reels and less as the unhinged ravings of a xenophobic idiot.

He’s not a racist, he just plays one on YouTube.

Poor snowflakes *heh*

She owned the film. Reynolds was amazing (of course), the story was really good but... damn!

I’m 43. Same.