Nothing delights me more than baiting MRA nitwits by embracing their meaningless insults.

BUT SARAH HUCKABEE-SANDERS IS A WIFE AND A MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!! BENGHAZI!!!!

I think I’ve seen the cops called once or twice in cafes I’ve been in but it’s usually to deal with homeless people who... weren’t entirely sure about this whole “reality” thing the rest of us were on about, shall we say? One barista I used to know told me she had to call the cops because someone was shooting up in…

Quoting a British comedian, Russell Howard: “Police say they are looking for a black man in his late 20s... and always will be.”

Seriously. Can’t they take a joke? I mean, seriously, an actual funny ha ha joke. By a comedian. Not “locker room talk”.

“At the table with me tonight, a truly rare privilege, we have Matt Lauer, Louis CK and Harvey Weinstein. Gentlemen, welcome to the show. So, my first question to all of you, simply is: ‘Bitches, amirite?’”

God I hope so.

I’d like to buy a tutor.

Money makes a lot of things bearable, I’m sure.

Right? I suspect our parents never told us about this so it would be a pleasant surprise as we grew older.

Writer Ijeoma Oluo was also “quoted” in the book for questionable purposes:

No and you can’t make me ;)

Wow. I didn’t think it was possible to out-white the version Pomplamoose did a couple years back but I was wrong.

“Oh god, McDonald’s and Walmart are ALWAYS hiring!!!”

The advice I’ve heard a lot is “start your own business!” Which is great and I’m sure a lot of people would love to do that. But it’s kind of hard to do when you’re trying to make rent and eat and all that stuff. Never mind initial investments or... or... or...

Preach. Last month I applied to be a seasonal ice cream scooper and was turned down because they are (and I quote) “going in another direction.” But maybe next year?

Dear Christians... well, the annoying, zealot, bigoted, vocal ones anyway,

I know, isn’t it great?

“oh, yeah, whatever happened to that asshole.”

“Absolutely not ... Because your child needs to get punched in the face so he can learn to punch someone back.”