and the client would listen to it and decide to tell you that the sky is, in fact, chartreuse in their world so they really needed to do ε, θ, and φ.)

adding, “she’s taking law school seriously.”

I’m 43 and I was bawling through that. No allergies, no onions, just... the gentleness. The sweetness.

There are actors it’s just fun to watch corpse on stage. My favorite is John Cleese. Watch him in any live sketch where he goes from strict authoritarian character.... to... almost... but... not... BWAH!

I dunno, I’ve known so many creepy kinky “shibari masters” who go for the whole kimono/robe thing that this isn’t news.

Were women and people of colour the majority applicants for gun ownership, we’d see gun control/legal reform in a nanosecond.

And more to the point, could you trust women to aim properly with blood coming out of their eyes or whatever....

Hell, no! I only had one because there wasn’t enough. Putin’s the one who ate two.

He seems a right Brute to me.

I just fast forward to the solo. The rest of it is George Harrison karaoke. Prince? Is fucking Prince.

No no, to do that we’d have to push Trump into a vat of concrete...

Dinosaurs are my first love, no question. I want to do a card along these lines in the future:

Thank you so much! :)

If only the pop culture references had been so blink and you miss them in the book itself. Instead we had paragraphs devoted to all the books and video games and movies he loved. In the movie we’ll probably have a tracking shot showing the Back to the Future DeLorean with Knight Rider grille and ECTO-1 plates, not the…

I think what people are responding to is that the novel uses extreme self-awareness in the service of extreme un-self-awareness.

Well I’m getting ready to vend for the first time in a while. I’ve been making and selling cards with Lego minifigures for the past year or so and then I hit on an interesting niche: kink.

To make up for the fact that Aech herself in the real world is no longer a “fat black dyke”.

“We are shocked and appalled by this plan and do not find this at all funny,” said spokesperson Elwer Fudd.

Nope! PigGate happened something like four years after that episode dropped. And it freaked Charlie Brooker out most of all....

Which is exactly what I was thinking of when I saw the headlines on CNN. Dara, bless him, brilliantly funny man but off by two years.