America has stepped into a big pile of orange dogshit.

Yeah. That aesthetic is just atrocious. At least when you look at work from other decades, it may be dated, but it serves as a document for what was considered great filmmaking (and holds up). The 90s aesthetic was generally cheap, with exceptions. But how much hazy light can you handle?

Seriously? The general public eats shit on a daily basis. How is this a shocker?

Hell, you all know I agree with this entirely.

Dear GOP/White House,

This is a shocker for sure. Good riddance.

Here’s the thing: I don’t think he feels exploited. I think it’s just great he’s made the progress he’s made.

If anybody’s cooking, I’ve got a lot of onions sliced over here. DM me.

Goddamn it. Now I have to leave work early and listen to a fuckton of Hüsker Dü before the draft begins.

He’s gonna have to hoard a lot of cigarettes for his Coca-Cola™ and Jell-O Pudding Pops™ fixes.

This? Outstanding.

Last time I held a CD? Saturday. Last time I held vinyl? Yesterday.

Yyyyyep. That tweet confirms it: Ass. Hole.

That’s a 644' home run just waiting to happen.

Mayfield has a great opportunity to be Ryan Leaf 2.0.

Agreed. Still, many will use this as an opportunity to piss on him rather than give him a little credit. Or? He could just say, “Screw you — I’m gonna keep playing him.” That said, the self-righteous would love that.

No, you did the right thing. Plus, it’ll draw more readers who would otherwise say, “Who the hell is this?”

Oh, good god... I mean...

The real Thin White Duke wouldn’t need one.

Whatever, PAM!!!!