Anyone, but not everyone. You’ve gotta be the first one. I can’t afford to shell out $3,000 to the next 300 people who want to call him a fuckface.

Not everyone swallows.

And I have $10 burning a hole in my pocket, my friend. PayPal is a beautiful thing.

Deal.

It just makes me feel good to connect with our “leadership.”

I’ll give you $10 if you walk up to him and sunnily chirp, “Good morning, fuckface!”

Not to mention the fact that, for obvious reasons, the current “administration” isn’t doing shit to fix the Russia problem. They don’t want to impede their comrades’ efforts to dismantle the Republic.

If she wants to, she should be allowed to face each one of those rapist shitheads in the octagon, one-by-one. Let’s see how tough they are when they’re eating their teeth.

Like syphilis, Bill Belichick, and nuclear war, TJ Miller has never been funny.

Wow. I now hate Votto. Thanks a lot, lady! (And Obama!)

If this doesn’t make Web Gems, ESPN is an asshole.

Pandas are aggressive and sex-crazed.

I don’t know if it’ll improve his stats, but it’ll sure as hell improve his postgame interviews.

His opinions don’t need to be weighed down by intelligent analysis if he’s a Pats fan.

I give you a star, though, were I able, I would give you another for the Mad Men reference.

There was a time, there, when Earl Morrall was winning championships back in the late-60s to early-70s, that nothing could stop the Duke of Earl.

Though it may frowned upon in America, try not to beat yourself up for educating people. Stay strong.

Throwers are always on the lookout.

News Editor: “What’s ‘sexual’ for Joe Paterno?”

M’kay.