War criminals, no. Traitors, yes.

“If only Sarah Huckabee Sanders didn’t have a face that only a customer retention specialist could love...”

Forgive the self indulgence, but...

Yeah, but it’s fine if you call it “batting practice.”

And Darrel B. thinks “thank you” is one word. Fuck, these people... (Also, fuck these people.)

Holy shit, Robert F. had to be your first entry. That letter is just an advertisement for stupidity beyond my comprehension. And stupidity that’s too deep to understand? The very definition of irony.

If I could give you more than one star if possible.

I L’dOL at this. Well done, indeed. A star for you.

I cannot wait for him to be out of office.

Here’s the thing: A chef friend of mine worked on a fishing boat off of Alaska in the mid-90s. Did it for a couple summers for a fairly solid paycheck. At some point during his first month on the job, they brought in a pretty sizable catch . My buddy noticed a shark caught in the net, so he went over to it to cut away…

C’MON, PEOPLE!!

Shit. I’m so sorry...

Yeah, but in the media’s defense, she should have considered potential profiling before she chose to follow a religion that doesn’t fit neatly into western culture. Which is odd because as far as I can remember none of the Bible takes place in New Jersey. 

Ironically, I salute Colin Kaepernick. But not ironically.

They should have cut him when he made the “money” gesture on draft day. He couldn’t even pass the “Is-This-Guy-A-Douchebag” exam.

I’ve never, ever seen an old guy eat any of this shit. And you have to serve blood sausage hot. You should probably rename the video Idiots.

I once saw Michael Rapaport attempting to jog up Runyon Canyon. It was like watching a bowl of clear Jello™ attempt to escape a t-shirt, for which it was too small. Also, his breathing was celebrating Labor Day early. It was like watching the Bay of Pigs in workout clothes.

The only place where “Get in the hole!!!” is acceptable is on the corner of Hollywood and Western.

Damn, that was good. You get a star.

The race argument is low-hanging fruit. In some cases it’s merited, but in this case, not so much. Or did I miss the story where Gruden is going with an all-white roster?