You’re giving him too much credit.

It’s impossible to eat donut holes.

“T-Rex Catches Fire at Amusement Park Despite the Fact That Real Dinosaurs Were Rarely on Fire.” At first.

It’s great that Musk is doing this. It’ll hit Zuckerberg in the wallet and maybe make things a little less intrusive. Maybe.

What “past mistakes” has Kaepernick made, exactly? There’s a difference in being a fuck-up and being a political activist. One is a mistake, and it’s a mistake not to be the other.

Yeah, but what’s he gonna do about those four blonde brothers?

Nah. It’s Fincher.

Fight Club doesn’t qualify because it isn’t a bad movie. In fact, just the opposite.

How about “if it’s a goddamn catch, it’s a reception; if it’s not, it’s not?”

“I will continue being a man” says the guy who wears a beanie and gold chains as an on-air pundit.

But to be fair, they were paying by the expletive.

Somewhere, the Winklevoss twins are saying, “Bro. It totally worked!”

Cats. Am I right, people?

I agree with almost all of this but, c’mon —Violet was a spoiled, bratty little kid who kind of got what was coming to her. (Though, it was her old man’s fault, really.) That said, better she should learn now than later on. Because, I can tell you, getting juiced in your adult years is no fun.

Somewhere, Darwin chortles with glee, Mike Tyson does not.

Fun fact!

Your right.

Great line. Keep it away from John Skipper.

As a Steelers fan, I can tell you he didn’t beat Bell, Ben and AB. He beat the Steelers shitty, shitty secondary.

I don’t know, man. The sports broadcasting went to shit when Jim Nance died.