Obviously, I’m for the first amendment because I’m a human being, but at some point there needs to be some kind of regulation, even in the loosest possible way. And, yes, I recognize that this is a slippery slope. But when it’s sooooo fucking obvious...

Fortunately, we’re building a wall to keep them out.

Oh, god, thank you.

What is it with this guy and orange?

“Dancing clay...” Is that that scene from Ghost?

“Magician” is a made-up word too. They all are.

You rest your Case.

Altuve must’ve really hated “The Apprentice.”

Your comment has me troubled — troubled that I can star it only once.

I would personally like to donate three crates of Johnson’s™ Baby Oil and a hot water heater to wherever he’s being incarcerated. (Addressed to “General Population.”)

Here’s a simple IQ test even Will Cain can take: