Paul Newman, for reasons::

So extra.

Kamala Harris, doe.

Obama aged 20 years in eight and he still looks gewd. #lawd

I’m wheezing.

Tall people scare me unless they’re my ginger prince Conan O’Brien. :(

Our wigs were all snatched that day.

How cuck-y.

Why don’t you respect their “European identity”? Because there is a single one...

ALL the awards.

[sobs at those pictures]

Gina Torres... #lawd.

I ship it!

The kid has something in common with Blue Ivy already.

I don’t understand how she’s so shocked about 45 being transphobic? What made her think he’d be some sort of ally? I don’t understand?

I vaguely remember when I liked Susan Sarandon.

I still maintain that I would’ve voted for Bernie had he gotten the nomination, but I’ve become increasingly...annoyed by him.

People are just now realizing he’s a ding-dong?

Eric always looks like he’s thinking about the next small child he’s going to eat.

He’s all: