“Bella Hadid has “quietly” unfollowed Selena Gomez on Instagram in light of the whole Selena Gomez making kissy-face with the Weeknd thing.”

Sounds oversensitive. What snowflakes.

Trisha seemed really upset. :(((

We have to protect the (white) women!!1

“Actual Goddess Michelle Obama Crying During Her Final Speech as First Lady Will Make You Cry Too”

Oh noooo, I didn’t know she’s a Scientologist.

There was a “holiday edition” a few weeks ago.

Sometimes Billy’s segments don’t make a ton of sense.

Ex-squeeze me? Idris Elba is English.

I’m so done.

Moonlight.

Eva Green is so fine.

I imagined cartoon birds flying around her head.

Watching the fight had me like “Stop, stop she’s already deeeeeead!”

I still don’t get why she tried to box Holmes when that isn’t her strength.  

Haha, on Full Frontal Samantha Bee called their relationship saving “this hillbilly from his own wandering dick for the next couple of decades.”