We have to protect the (white) women!!1

“Actual Goddess Michelle Obama Crying During Her Final Speech as First Lady Will Make You Cry Too”

Oh noooo, I didn’t know she’s a Scientologist.

There was a “holiday edition” a few weeks ago.

Sometimes Billy’s segments don’t make a ton of sense.

Ex-squeeze me? Idris Elba is English.

I’m so done.

Moonlight.

Eva Green is so fine.

I imagined cartoon birds flying around her head.

Watching the fight had me like “Stop, stop she’s already deeeeeead!”

I still don’t get why she tried to box Holmes when that isn’t her strength.  

Haha, on Full Frontal Samantha Bee called their relationship saving “this hillbilly from his own wandering dick for the next couple of decades.”

It’s ok.

You’re not wrong.

I’m trying to relocate where I read what I did, but I can’t find it. D:

Maybe they were considering the “pedigree” of schools too? Michelle got her undergraduate degree from Princeton and her JD from Harvard. Two Ivy League schools.

Carl Paladino looks like the undead but he had to gall to insult her.

And/or they think being called racist is the worst thing to call someone.

“I cannot even begin to fathom how a person could look at Michelle Obama and not see class and dignity.”