Obama was 47 when he got elected. He’s 55 now and looking like Father Time.

People keep saying “Michelle Obama 2020" and I keep thinking “We don’t deserve her.”

I don’t but I remember seeing a picture of him in his younger days and being shook.

“Despite Republicans being a partial cause due to Iraq, the DNC fear of backlash against taking substantive action in Syria also helped make this the clusterfuck it is”

He got scolded by Putin in an “open letter” for considering it and Americans cheered that on.

(For the record, I do agree with you.)

Yeah, that’s what I thought too.

[throws out/deletes all of my Elton John stuff]

I will never understand Tila Tequila.

High-five!

Do we have monthly dues?

[jumps off the roof]

Think of her e-mails, doe.

Isn’t it only a half-hour long show? Why does this special snowflake think she’d get more time?

stop that

He’s less horrifying an option than Giuliani.

I heard about this earlier.

Guise...

He has so much respect for women. Tremendous respect. The best respect.

Someone compared him to William Stryker, the anti-mutant supervillain from Marvel, and I died

lmao